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Kazuki Kazama ([personal profile] exploding_pants) wrote2008-05-16 07:12 pm

2 - Still in the forest [voice post]

I found out I have funny-looking ears and a curly tail along with the tusks. I'm living next to this bush that grows dried meat that looks like a stick. It's spicy. I like it! Another bush has... ((sniffing noises))

GAH THAT THING STINKS! IT'S GROWING SMELLY SOCKS!!! WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!

Re: Voice

[identity profile] baio-doku.livejournal.com 2008-05-17 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, don't yell. It'll record at normal volume.

Re: Voice

[identity profile] kazamaufo.livejournal.com 2008-05-17 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, got carried away.

What are condoms? Do they normally grow on trees?

Re: Still voice posting XD

[identity profile] baio-doku.livejournal.com 2008-05-18 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. They're... these things. That you wear. On your...

[sound of someone else laughing]

No, kid, they don't normally grow on trees.

Re: Voice post, because Kazuki haets the keyboard

[identity profile] kazamaufo.livejournal.com 2008-05-18 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh... *snickering*

I'll have to look for these... things.