2 - Still in the forest [voice post]

[exploding_pants]

I found out I have funny-looking ears and a curly tail along with the tusks. I'm living next to this bush that grows dried meat that looks like a stick. It's spicy. I like it! Another bush has... ((sniffing noises))

GAH THAT THING STINKS! IT'S GROWING SMELLY SOCKS!!! WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!

Comments

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

Tusks like...a boar?

Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

Yes, or I think so, since the ears look like those on a boar.

The tusks make it kind of hard to talk.

Re: Voice

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

Poor thing. If it's any consolation, I can hear you just fine.

Re: Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

Ah. That is good to hear.

[baio-doku.livejournal.com]

The kind of place that grows condoms on shrubs. Careful what you get into.

Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

GENJURO?!

Re: Voice

[baio-doku.livejournal.com]

Shit, don't yell. It'll record at normal volume.

Re: Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

Sorry, got carried away.

What are condoms? Do they normally grow on trees?

Re: Still voice posting XD

[baio-doku.livejournal.com]

Uh. They're... these things. That you wear. On your...

[sound of someone else laughing]

No, kid, they don't normally grow on trees.

Re: Voice post, because Kazuki haets the keyboard

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

Uh huh... *snickering*

I'll have to look for these... things.