Soul Burner

Everyone's acting like a bunch of animals! Kind of weird since I'm the one who is accused of acting like one. Me? Being the civ- cevil- NORMAL one. Eh, as long as they don't try to use the onsen as their personal-

*The computer switches to video feed as Kazuki tries to shoo off people using the onsen as a bathroom or just plain watering hole*

KNOCK IT OFF!! DON'T MAKE ME USE SUZAKU ON YOU!

*Kazuki is by the edge of the onsen, with his feet in the water. He's trying time and again to get Jotaro's lighter to work, when...*

I FINALLY GOT THIS THING TO WORK! THIS IS SO COOL!

EVERYONE, LOOK! *He starts waving it around like a madman, and he's very prone to dropping it in the water. Sure enough...*

DAMMIT!

*He dives right in to retrieve the lighter from the hot water*

im trying to givethisstupid thng anothr chance m not gud with writtne thngs so can some people help me

thanks u can find me at the onsn

Mom, Dad...

Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.

I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.

*It goes on for at least five minutes*

I found the two greatest bushes in the entire forest: one has popped corn kernels and the other... has these giant boxes with moving pictures! They're so mesmerizing to watch.

*munch* What's on this-WHOA! SUMO WRESTLING!

Raccoon-san, you need to see this!

That week was TIRING. But man, it was so much fun! We need to do that again.

Oh, and to the pink-haired girl who assisted me in battle? I still owe you a round of ice cream or something. Because I've never seen a girl that tiny fight like that in a long time!

It's the end of the week, I think? GOOD, because these damn dogs have been keeping me up at night. But all is not a total loss. The warm weather can only mean one thing. It must mean my birthday's coming up! Would it be weird for me to ask for roast boar, you know... considering I AM a boar now?

Either way, I'll be thinking about what kinds of festivities I want and -

[This time, a flurry of dogs and puppies rush him from the opposite direction than before. He falls right back into the onsen while the rest of the dogs either swim across or run around the edges. His head pops up once the dogs are gone.]

CAN THIS CURSE BE OVER ALREADY?!

This message is aimed at the jerk who decided to lose his lunch in the onsen:


YOUR ASS IS MINE!

IT'S DONE!

As a gift to our fellow dwellers, my best friends and I built an onsen for all of us to use!

It's located near the river and yes, IT HAS HOT WATER. Courtesy of me, of course! So come on over and enjoy a hot soak!