exploding_pants: (big grin)
2009-02-22 07:07 pm

38 special

*Behind the saloon's bar stood Kazama Kazuki, the most fiery bartender in the land. Some patrons claim that his handlebar moustache is made out of flames, just like his fiery hair or bushy red eyebrows. Other times they swear he lights cigarettes with just his fingertips. Travelers that hear of this man stop by this very saloon to see if the rumors are true. Right now, the boy's wiping down a few mugs, ready to pour new customers a glass of homemade beer, or maybe even something a little harder.*

Welcome. What can I get ya?
exploding_pants: (graaaaaaah!)
2009-02-09 09:22 pm

36 - [Video]

*Flames are everywhere in Kazuki's dungeon. He wears a red hood and no shirt. He pretty much looks more menacing than he usually does which is never. It's where the worst criminals go, and the fiery ninja is ready to dispatch anyone in the name of his king*

Is there anyone who has been bothering you, Your Majesty? I will promptly take care of them.
exploding_pants: (Default)
2008-11-09 10:57 pm

28 [Video Post]

WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! I WAS JUST GETTING USED TO BEING A BOAR AND NOW I'M A FISH? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS!

DAMN IT'S COLD! MY FIRE POWER IS GONE AND I'M FREEZING!
exploding_pants: (Default)
2008-09-27 11:23 pm

22 - a very loud voice post

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?!

Stupid owls!  Gimme back my body or you'll-

Dammit, where's Suzaku when I need him?


exploding_pants: (angry)
2008-08-31 05:24 pm

19 - [Voice, please turn down your speakers]

I DON'T DO THOSE KINDS OF THINGS WITH MY BROTHER!!!  OR MY SISTER!

YOU SICK FREAKS!


((OOC: he discovered incest porn))

exploding_pants: (huh?)
2008-08-23 10:18 pm

18 - Voice

Awwww... all the animals are gone. No more wearing Sakamoto-san on my head and stuff. That makes me kinda sad. It was neat to see everyone as full animals. Wish I coulda been a boar, but someone has to look after the onsen.

While I'm here, I'd like to have a little... talk with the guy who hangs around Yachiru-chan. He looks like some kind of bug. I have a few things I need to ask you...
exploding_pants: (big grin)
2008-07-26 10:02 pm

14 - Voice of Sieben's (and the Onsen's) Newest Guardian...

In the greenest days... In the pinkest night...
No owls shall escape my sight...
Let those who violate the Onsen's fame...

Beware my power... THE SUZAKU'S FLAME! 


 
exploding_pants: (wtf?)
2008-07-13 03:59 pm

12 - [Video post]

Is it just me, or has there been an increase in dogs barking? I could barely sleep because of all the howling at the moon, and then-!

[Soon Kazuki is rushed by a several dozen dogs and puppies, resorting in him falling into the onsen. He starts yelling and cursing up a storm while making the onsen's water boil. PS - no dogs were harmed in the making of this video post. Just a soggy boar.]
exploding_pants: (yeah!)
2008-06-28 10:08 pm
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9 - Voice

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! GUYS, THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON AT THE ONSEN AND EVERYONE'S INVITED! EVEN ME!

THAT SAKE WAS GREAT BUT I DON'T REMEMBER DRINKING ANY! WHO CARE WOOOOOO!