Soul Burner

So this thing I'm using is called a "keyboard". And what I'm doing is known as "typing". I learned these words from people wearing strange outfits with coats and ties around their necks. They called themselves the IT staff.

You people have the strangest words and gadgets. I've spent this entire time working on my typing, and I've gotten a lot better! The "programs" the IT people gave me really worked.

Orihime-kun and Neku-kun would've been proud of me.

Where ARE those two, anyway...?

Also, dropping your keyboard thing into the onsen is a bad thing. I'm glad it still works.

WHAT A WEEK!

First I become an executioner who didn't kill anyone, and then I wake up with no clothes on!

And next to Blink-san no less...

THEN I tell that stupid chef I LOVED HIM! GAAAAAH!

I hate those owls.

I've been practicing my typing lots. this way I can save my voice for important stuffs like training or something. Still wondering what & and % are.

and whats, I mean what's ~ too?

all thes funny symbols make no sense to me.

oh well. FINALLY it's getting warm. it makes me happy to no end.

*After completing an assortment of typing lessons given to him by Orihime and Neku...*

asdfjkl; asdfjkl;

ASDFJKL; ASDFJKL;

I DID IT! and I remembered the caps lock key too! Im getting there I hope.

AND BLINK CAME BACK! I AM SO HAPPY!

BACK ON LAND! WOOOOOO!

Thanks to that stupid curse, my typing lessons already fell behind. Orihime-kun, can you drop by the onsen so we can pick up where we left off?

So, what's been going on since I'm out of the pond?

Mom, Dad...

Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.

I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.

*It goes on for at least five minutes*

So um... Waspy-chan. When would you like to start your training?

Raccoon-san, bring some booze. Waspy-chan will need it, as will I.

Gaaah! Couple of nights ago, I had a dream about my older brother scolding me. He said I was getting too soft, and that I couldn't protect Hazuki if I stopped training. So, I've been running myself into the ground. And in Sougetsu's honor, I trained by the beach.

I swear I've gotten stronger, and I EVEN MADE GLASS OUT OF THE SAND! COLORFUL GLASS! IT WAS SO NEAT!

What the hell is going on? I haven't been this confused since I got here. Jon's right. I'm staying in my den until this thing blows over.

((OOC: Kazuki was spared and has never been to school. So he'll be in his den or at the onsen if anyone needs him. :3))