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24 - Voice
Oct. 12th, 2008 08:18 pmMom, Dad...
Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.
I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.
*It goes on for at least five minutes*
Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.
I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.
*It goes on for at least five minutes*
