24 - Voice
Oct. 12th, 2008 08:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
exploding_pantsMom, Dad...
Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.
I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.
*It goes on for at least five minutes*
Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.
I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.
*It goes on for at least five minutes*
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Voice
Date: 2008-10-13 03:33 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2008-10-13 03:35 am (UTC)Yeah it was kinda funny, 'specially the shaved cat. He has a cool mohawk now.
Voice
Date: 2008-10-13 03:38 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2008-10-13 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-13 03:40 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2008-10-13 03:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-13 04:42 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2008-10-13 04:47 am (UTC)Tee hee.
Voice
Date: 2008-10-13 05:03 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2008-10-13 05:16 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2008-10-13 05:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-13 10:24 pm (UTC)Voice
Date: 2008-10-14 03:11 am (UTC)*mutter* I promise not to torch it.
Voice
Date: 2008-10-14 03:06 am (UTC)How did the cherry bombs stay lit after you'd--Kazuki, what have we told you about this kind of thing?
[Private to Kazuki, Unhackable]
Don't hurt anyone, and don't get caught. Especially not by your father--oh, he's going to have a fit!
[ooc: Strikes muttered.]
Voice
Date: 2008-10-14 03:13 am (UTC)[Private]
I won't hurt anyone! And I won't get caught next time.
Voice
Date: 2008-10-14 03:34 am (UTC)[Private]
Setting other people's things on fire hurts them, Kazuki.
So does putting icy hot on their nethers, but I'll overlook that if it got a really good reaction.
Voice
Date: 2008-10-14 03:43 am (UTC)[Private]
I won't set anything on fire anymore. *mutters again*
The reaction was AWESOME.
Voice
Date: 2008-10-14 06:00 am (UTC)[Private]
Then you get away with it this once.