24 - Voice
Oct. 12th, 2008 08:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
exploding_pantsMom, Dad...
Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.
I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.
*It goes on for at least five minutes*
Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.
I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.
*It goes on for at least five minutes*
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Voice
Date: 2008-10-14 03:34 am (UTC)[Private]
Setting other people's things on fire hurts them, Kazuki.
So does putting icy hot on their nethers, but I'll overlook that if it got a really good reaction.
Voice
Date: 2008-10-14 03:43 am (UTC)[Private]
I won't set anything on fire anymore. *mutters again*
The reaction was AWESOME.
Voice
Date: 2008-10-14 06:00 am (UTC)[Private]
Then you get away with it this once.