exploding_pants: (wtf?)
2009-03-29 09:41 am

41

So this thing I'm using is called a "keyboard". And what I'm doing is known as "typing". I learned these words from people wearing strange outfits with coats and ties around their necks. They called themselves the IT staff.

You people have the strangest words and gadgets. I've spent this entire time working on my typing, and I've gotten a lot better! The "programs" the IT people gave me really worked.

Orihime-kun and Neku-kun would've been proud of me.

Where ARE those two, anyway...?

Also, dropping your keyboard thing into the onsen is a bad thing. I'm glad it still works.
exploding_pants: (naughty)
2009-03-09 01:35 pm

40

Everyone's acting like a bunch of animals! Kind of weird since I'm the one who is accused of acting like one. Me? Being the civ- cevil- NORMAL one. Eh, as long as they don't try to use the onsen as their personal-

*The computer switches to video feed as Kazuki tries to shoo off people using the onsen as a bathroom or just plain watering hole*

KNOCK IT OFF!! DON'T MAKE ME USE SUZAKU ON YOU!
exploding_pants: (wtf?)
2009-03-03 07:35 pm

39 [Video Post]

Now that things are back to being booze-less, I have a problem.

The onsen fell into a state of messiness, so I spend most of yesterday and today skimming it. I've found the following things:

*Kazuki holds up a single cowboy boot, a pink scarf, 3 pairs of goggles, a pair of pants, a deflated inner tube, and a rocking horse*

If you own these things, please come by the onsen to pick them up. Otherwise I'm torching them. Especially that wooden horse thing. What the hell am I supposed to do with that?!
exploding_pants: (big grin)
2009-02-22 07:07 pm

38 special

*Behind the saloon's bar stood Kazama Kazuki, the most fiery bartender in the land. Some patrons claim that his handlebar moustache is made out of flames, just like his fiery hair or bushy red eyebrows. Other times they swear he lights cigarettes with just his fingertips. Travelers that hear of this man stop by this very saloon to see if the rumors are true. Right now, the boy's wiping down a few mugs, ready to pour new customers a glass of homemade beer, or maybe even something a little harder.*

Welcome. What can I get ya?
exploding_pants: (grin)
2009-02-17 09:32 pm

37 - Voice

WHAT A WEEK!

First I become an executioner who didn't kill anyone, and then I wake up with no clothes on!

And next to Blink-san no less...

THEN I tell that stupid chef I LOVED HIM! GAAAAAH!

I hate those owls.
exploding_pants: (graaaaaaah!)
2009-02-09 09:22 pm

36 - [Video]

*Flames are everywhere in Kazuki's dungeon. He wears a red hood and no shirt. He pretty much looks more menacing than he usually does which is never. It's where the worst criminals go, and the fiery ninja is ready to dispatch anyone in the name of his king*

Is there anyone who has been bothering you, Your Majesty? I will promptly take care of them.
exploding_pants: (fight!)
2009-02-02 07:34 pm

35

I hope I'm doing this right.

Between spending time with Blink-san and onsen-tending, I've been working my butt off on typing. These buttons are still too small for me, BUT I'LL MANAGE.

OH NO! WHAT DID i DO? Silly me, I hit that capslock button again. No wait, it's Caps Lock.

Ohh! Next on the list is to learn the numbers and stuff.

Speaking of Blink-san, how are you feeling?

And how do I get this thing to stop playing this loud music?
exploding_pants: (reflecting)
2009-01-20 12:17 am

34

I've been practicing my typing lots. this way I can save my voice for important stuffs like training or something. Still wondering what & and % are.

and whats, I mean what's ~ too?

all thes funny symbols make no sense to me.

oh well. FINALLY it's getting warm. it makes me happy to no end.
exploding_pants: (big grin)
2009-01-07 11:21 am

33 - Video Post

*Kazuki is by the edge of the onsen, with his feet in the water. He's trying time and again to get Jotaro's lighter to work, when...*

I FINALLY GOT THIS THING TO WORK! THIS IS SO COOL!

EVERYONE, LOOK! *He starts waving it around like a madman, and he's very prone to dropping it in the water. Sure enough...*

DAMMIT!

*He dives right in to retrieve the lighter from the hot water*
exploding_pants: (reflecting)
2008-12-22 10:38 pm

32 - Video Post

I got this weird piece of paper saying I need to find a present for this guy... Jotaro. Think I've seen him around somewhere, and he already sent me something cool! *He shows off his shiny new star lighter* I'm not sure what it is, but it looks neat!

Now I gotta repay him... Hope I can find him something in all this SNOW! Gah, every time I try to use Suzaku's power, it comes out all sparkly. I WANT MY FLAMES BACK!

((OOC: He's clueless about Jotaro going home, so feel free to tell him about it))
exploding_pants: (yeah!)
2008-12-12 12:12 am

31 - Adventures in Typing

*After completing an assortment of typing lessons given to him by Orihime and Neku...*

asdfjkl; asdfjkl;

ASDFJKL; ASDFJKL;

I DID IT! and I remembered the caps lock key too! Im getting there I hope.

AND BLINK CAME BACK! I AM SO HAPPY!
exploding_pants: (reflecting)
2008-12-02 06:47 pm

30

i think im gettin better at this typng thng. thanx orihimekun!

has anyone seen blink havnt seen her in a long time. kinda miss her n stuff
exploding_pants: (fierce)
2008-11-19 05:25 pm

29 - Voice

BACK ON LAND! WOOOOOO!

Thanks to that stupid curse, my typing lessons already fell behind. Orihime-kun, can you drop by the onsen so we can pick up where we left off?

So, what's been going on since I'm out of the pond?
exploding_pants: (Default)
2008-11-09 10:57 pm

28 [Video Post]

WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! I WAS JUST GETTING USED TO BEING A BOAR AND NOW I'M A FISH? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS!

DAMN IT'S COLD! MY FIRE POWER IS GONE AND I'M FREEZING!
exploding_pants: (graaaaaaah!)
2008-11-06 04:25 pm

27

im trying to givethisstupid thng anothr chance m not gud with writtne thngs so can some people help me

thanks u can find me at the onsn
exploding_pants: (duuuuuuh)
2008-10-28 09:31 pm

26 - [Video Post]

*Kazuki is sitting at the onsen all alone, with his feet dipped in the hot water. No one else is around, other than the bugs making the usual noises*

Hello? Is anyone out there? It's not usually this quiet during the week. Where'd everyone go?

Oh well... might as well clean the grounds, AGAIN.

((OOC: Kazuki has been spared of the curse. So he's by his lonesome self.))
exploding_pants: (fierce)
2008-10-20 11:28 am

25 - Voice

It was pretty cool to have parents again. Made me miss my family back home, but I hope I made my acting family proud. Except maybe all those pranks I pulled. Man, those were great...

And Orihime, you remind me of her... If you ever need help, don't hesitate to find me.

I guess it's time for me to go back to tending the onsen.
exploding_pants: (graaaaaaah!)
2008-10-12 08:18 pm

24 - Voice

Mom, Dad...

Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.

I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.

*It goes on for at least five minutes*
exploding_pants: (yeah!)
2008-10-05 04:22 pm

23 - Voice

YAY I'M BACK IN MY NORMAL BODY! I CAN SCRATCH AND NOT FEEL DIRTY FOR DOING IT! I CAN TRAIN AGAIN! I kinda miss being a hot chick tho'...

But uh... why do I have this giant bruise now?
exploding_pants: (Default)
2008-09-27 11:23 pm

22 - a very loud voice post

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?!

Stupid owls!  Gimme back my body or you'll-

Dammit, where's Suzaku when I need him?