24 - Voice

[exploding_pants]

Mom, Dad...

Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.

I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.

*It goes on for at least five minutes*

Comments

Voice

[cowboyvision.livejournal.com]

[nothing but loud boisterous laughter here]

Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

...........

Yeah it was kinda funny, 'specially the shaved cat. He has a cool mohawk now.

Voice

[cowboyvision.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You are my kinda kid!

Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

Heheheheeeh... thanks.

[urchinhead.livejournal.com]

Everyone keeps catching me.

Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

The key is to run really fast, Haohmaru!

[heavens-schism.livejournal.com]

That's a lot of things you didn't do o_o;

Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

Exactly... I didn't do any of that...

Tee hee.

Voice

[heavens-schism.livejournal.com]

Did somebody else, then?

Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

Something like that, yes.

Voice

[heavens-schism.livejournal.com]

It doesn't sound like it was very nice of them...

[futurehime.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't do such mean things you know.

Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

I know... I'll buy you a new dolly.

*mutter* I promise not to torch it.

Voice

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

How did the cherry bombs stay lit after you'd--

Kazuki, what have we told you about this kind of thing?

[Private to Kazuki, Unhackable]

Don't hurt anyone, and don't get caught. Especially not by your father--oh, he's going to have a fit!

[ooc: Strikes muttered.]

Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

I know I know.

[Private]

I won't hurt anyone! And I won't get caught next time.

Voice

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

Try to stay out of trouble, for our sakes...

[Private]

Setting other people's things on fire hurts them, Kazuki.

So does putting icy hot on their nethers, but I'll overlook that if it got a really good reaction.

Voice

[kazamaufo.livejournal.com]

Okay, ma...

[Private]

I won't set anything on fire anymore. *mutters again*

The reaction was AWESOME.

Voice

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[Private]

Then you get away with it this once.