Kazuki Kazama (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
exploding_pants) wrote2008-10-12 08:18 pm
exploding_pants) wrote2008-10-12 08:18 pm
24 - Voice
Mom, Dad...
Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.
I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.
*It goes on for at least five minutes*
Before you hear it from my school, I want you to hear it from me first.
I did not TP the gym teacher's house. Or shave his cat. Or put icy-hot in my classmates' jock straps. Or line the showerheads with lifesavers. Or replace the science teacher's hand lotion with honey. Or flush lit cherry bombs down the girls' toilets. Or light neechan's dolly on fire. Or fed the dog her homework.
*It goes on for at least five minutes*
Voice
How did the cherry bombs stay lit after you'd--Kazuki, what have we told you about this kind of thing?
[Private to Kazuki, Unhackable]
Don't hurt anyone, and don't get caught. Especially not by your father--oh, he's going to have a fit!
[ooc: Strikes muttered.]
Voice
[Private]
I won't hurt anyone! And I won't get caught next time.
Voice
[Private]
Setting other people's things on fire hurts them, Kazuki.
So does putting icy hot on their nethers, but I'll overlook that if it got a really good reaction.
Voice
[Private]
I won't set anything on fire anymore. *mutters again*
The reaction was AWESOME.
Voice
[Private]
Then you get away with it this once.